Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
