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That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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