Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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