im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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