She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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