I'm drive I can fine osifer
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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