well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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