no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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