my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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