last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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