dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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