Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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