Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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