I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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