Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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