I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
just found out that she named her cat after me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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