haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Houston, we have a blender
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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