Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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