The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Randomize