Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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