idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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