I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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