I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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