Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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