gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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