Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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