I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
