ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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