If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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