found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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