Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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