I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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