Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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