Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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