Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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