i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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