i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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