Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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