Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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