It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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