Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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