Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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