Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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