all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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