Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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