chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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