You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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