Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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