And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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