Someone shit on the floor
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We are all done wearing pants today
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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