On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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