does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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