So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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